Peace is a lie. There is only Petting.
Through Petting, I gain Pleasure.
Through Pleasure, I gain Purrrrrs.
Through Purrrrrs, my humans are subjugated.
The Cuteness shall empower me....
I'll have to do a Jedi Code later, but - for the moment - this is what I've got. Nathan and I were joking around while petting Mau. I was commenting on how much the Sith were like cats.... Give them what they wanted and they didn't scratch you. Rub the fur the wrong way, and all bets were off.
Nathan was shortly in giggles on the floor as I rattled this off. All hail Darth Mau!
I am not amused, silly Human.
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